I CAN MOONWALK!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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