do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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