white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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