well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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