and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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