Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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