new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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