walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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