I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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