I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
zippers are such a cool invention
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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