like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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