But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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