I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
