i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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