forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Randomize
