so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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