we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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