Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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