I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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