i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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