We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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