She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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