He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
