God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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