Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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