Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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