Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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