You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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