ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
worst night to have a conscience
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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