I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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