I think im going to throw up on grandma
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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