It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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