You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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