Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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