I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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