Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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