i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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