K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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