If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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