U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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