i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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