Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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