I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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