I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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