That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I want to fling myself into the sun
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