Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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