260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
