The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
