I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
