I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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